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- I am the shuBHAM DOT COM (word: "Shubham" requested by Anonymous)
- I SHUld BHAM you from my home (like "should ban" but "shuld bham")
- What SHU gonna do with that BHAMb looking dessert?
- The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "Hey! (shuBHAM shuBHAM shuBAM) Got any grapes?"
- That sounded muSICK. (word: "music" requested by Anonymous)
- That joke was quite aMUSI(c)ng.
- Be my MUSE-ic.
- Tired of high school? Add some MUSIC-al to your day! (word: "High School Musical" requested by Khushi)
- Have Some Magnificent times at the HSM Interact benefit show.
- High School MusiCALIFORNIA Interact's benefit show.
- KauSHALL we get some dinner together. (word: "Kaushal" requested by Anonymous)
- KAU SHALL we spend out time together? (like "How shall" but "Kau Shall")
- Can I be wrapped in your kau-SHAWL?
- Why are you so kau-SHALLow?
- You are looking a little PUGly today. (word: "pug" requested by Anonymous)
- Looking at you is a rePUGnant idea.
- Calm down and stop being PUGnacious.
- CHAIRish the good old days. (word: "chair" requested by Anonymous)
- Pretty please with a CHAIRy on top?
- Why don't you chair about me? :(
- My favorite artist is Chair Lloyd.
- Donate to CHAIRity.
- The MV media to grow the yeast on is DECAdent. (word: "mvdeca" requested by Anonymous)
- I want to mvDECArate my room.
- I like my coffee DECAffeinated.
- MVDECA is 10/10 like a DECAgon.
- I priyaSHAD not make puns with my name sorry haha. (word: "Priyasha" requested by Anonymous)
- I'll worship you like a deity. (word: "Aditi" requested by Aditi Narasimhan)
- Take a cup of adiTEA.
- Can you ADITIi my essay?
- To make the cookies, use a little flower. (words related to: "flower" requested by Aditi Narasimhan)
- I wish I could petal away from you.
- I can see you blossoming.
- Do you want something from BLOOMingdale's?
- Where floWERE you last night?
- The South seSEEDed from the Union.
- The problem STEMS for its ROOTS.
- Don't sting me like a yellow-jacket. (word: "jacket" requested by Anonymous)
- Wow this coat won't fit so maybe we should jack-et.
- You are wanTED. (word: "Ted" requested by Anonymous)
- Let's go to coffee so we can be caffeinaTED together.
- Stay hydraTED children!
- What are your twisTED fantasies?
- What if you daTED me?
- ThanKH U, SHI is cool (word: "Khushi" requested by Anonymous)
- KHUd SHI go to JP with me?
- I have a couch but I do not have any KHUSHIons.
- Why can't you KHUSHIn me in ur arms ;)
- Don't be pushy, be a KHUSHI.